Moustache Baby

The story

On a rainy Tuesday, a baby was born in a small hospital. The nurse looked, looked again, and said: "He already has a moustache."

Not cute baby fuzz. A real, serious moustache. The baby looked around the room as if he had just walked in for an important meeting, and his eyes asked where the coffee was.

Within a week he was already wearing a shirt. Within a month he had opinions about the market. His first word wasn't "mama", but a calm and confident "bullish".

Now he is here to lead the world. Not because he can walk, but because he already knows. The moustache never lies.

Tokenomics

The baby's plan

• Phase 1: get born, show the moustache.
• Phase 2: take a nap.
• Phase 3: take over the world (after the nap).